Q. What do you get if you cross a Snowman with a shark??

A. Frost Bite!!!

Q.What did Santa Say to Mrs Claus
when he looked out the window??

A. "Looks Like Rain Dear" !!!

Q. How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas???

A. Deep pan, crisp,and even.

Q. Why was Santa's little helper depressed???

A. He had a low Elf-esteem!!!

Q. What's red & white & red & white &red & white & red & white???

A. Santa Claus Rolling down a Hill !!!

Q. How do Elves greet each other ???

A. Small world isnt it!!!

Q. How does Santa take his Photos???

A. with his North Pole-aroid!!!

Q.What do you call Father Christmas with out his Underpants ??

A. Saint Knickerless !!!

Q.What do you call a Smelly Santa ???

A. Farter Christmas !!!

Q. What goes OH OH OH???

A. Father Christmas walking Backwards!!!

Q. Where does Santa stay when he's on holiday???

A. In a HO HO Hotel !!!

Q. How many Elves does it take to change a light bulb???

A. TEN... One to change the light bulb... and Nine to stand on each others shoulders.